I gave you a blow by blow account on the lack of adventure in my mature life. I gave you an exciting tale of the restoration of a mountain bike. I gave you an insightful view on the weather around these parts. I took your breath away (no really...I did) with my fantastic trips to Devon and ...erm..Ikea.
Today on VS, I'm going to have a small rant on why every TV program is trailed to death. At the beginning of each episode I have to have a lengthy recap of the last one, at the end I'll get the all the good bits from the next. It doesn't leave a fat lot of room for much content in-between. I wish they'd stop. I'm not (that) stupid.
Conversely I absolutely love movie trailers and the way films are marketed*, I will abstain for about a month and spend the best part of an evening going through all the new content on the (recently changed - Grrrr) Apple trailer website.
Next time on VS - Why I allowed myself to be photographed in that dress ; How someone in the US got to this blog by typing 'Pet Cosmetic Surgery' into Google (hope I didn't disappoint and Rover's nosejob is still on track) and why it's not a good idea to try and ride cows.
* Current favourite strapline is for the film Underdog (think Superman, only as a dog) is.. "One Nation... Under Dog"