Is that IT? No seasonal Special Offer as an inducement? I was expecting at least 30% off your Nude Ironing Service.Do better please.
That's not a very exciting way to return. But at least you're back.
I know it's disappointing, but at least I'm consistent?My nude ironing service is so over-subscribed, I'll never need to discount it. NEVER!
I'm not as annoyed as some of your other readers at the low quality of your internet return, Valentine. When I saw your site had reopened, I assumed it would be in a half-arsed sort of way anyway. You have, for once, lived up to my expectations.Bravo!
Welcome back. Just in time to tell me what you think of ...Paul YoungDean FriedmanHelen ReddyLaura BraniganJanet JacksonRicky MartinFor future reference, like...
Was Dean Friedman that microphone-headed fuckwit that sang like a muppet wot had just been kicked in the balls? If so, he should be dissected alive.Unless he's dead. Is he dead? If he's dead, someone should piss on his grave.
Matt, I don't ever think of any of those "artistes", with the possible exception of Dean Friedman. Then I mostly agree with Perry*, except when I don't.*This blog does not condone violence to muppets or desecration of their graves.
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