Personally, I don’t go to the toilet ever. It’s dirty and uncouth, and I’m rather an antiseptic individual, so I’ve given it up. Obviously I have to enter public conveniences seventy or eighty times a day to wash my hands. Over the last year, I’ve noticed a increasing number of occupants of cubicles either on their mobile phones, or talking loudly to themselves. Obviously if it’s the latter, they can’t help it and you should politely wait for them to finish their monologue and business, before quietly having them sectioned. If its the former, you should kick the door in and shout, “WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS WRONG!” into their straining faces. Surely no one wants to be on the telephone, having a conversation which may be punctuated by the sounds of another human's evacuations?