Hurrah! I've invented a time machine. Yes that's right, A TIME MACHINE! Just what man's been waiting for. Now we can all travel in time (subject to a large fee) using my magical device. It had couple of minor niggles. First of all it can only go forward to time. The second problem with it is it takes an hour to go forward an hour. Bookings now being taken.
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