I got back today to find some advert on TV blaring "All I Want for Christmas is You", with a real proper Santa in the foreground. I know it's probably a huge cliche to blog about the festivities getting here earlier each year, and I'm sure Wogan and Vine have been moaning about it for months. But it's my turn today.
PISS OFF CHRISTMAS. IT'S OCTOBER 19th.
I'm not buying anything from any shop I see advertising before the end of November.