Thursday 14 February 2008

Valentine Homicide

I'm continuing my ongoing quest, on this the most romantic of day's, to 'take out' any woman who has ever spurned, cuckolded or jilted me. Or pushed past me in the post office. Or driven a better car than me. Or spoken to me with anything less than the utter respect I so obviously etc.

So step up Wilhemina Spudgun from class 3C. This is one game of kiss-chase you're not going to win.....



Just kidding!

This blog is one year old today, February 14th, which is part of the reason for the silly name. If you look back through the archives (and why wouldn't you?) you'll see that the first post still up was on the 19th. That's because my first couple of attempts were even worse than this one.

Anyway, thanks if you've ever bothered to read or comment here.

8 comments:

Kolley Kibber said...

Hey, Happy Birthday to you! A year old. You're just beginning to cut your teeth. At two, you'll be up and running, though probably still in nappies. Do keep going.

BPP said...

Another blebsite wastrel fishing for an extra birthday, eh? Who do you think you are? The Queen?

You'll note, Valentine, that my dank corner of the internet never celebrated a birthday, AND I've left all the shit I've written up so the authorities can build a watertight case. You should be ashamed of yourself for such censorship, you spineless, bone-idle swine.

Mondo said...

Hurrah - Here's to another year, keep those winners coming.

Suzy Norman said...

Feb 14 has always been a big day in the RE household. We bought our first flat and moved in on this day. Also historically seem to have started many new jobs on this day too. Happy birthday

Jon Peake said...

Many happy returns to you. Glad you're still alive.

BPP said...

And I've disqualified you from my competition, by the way. You get enough free stuff as it is (stolen disability benefits, Jobseeker's Allowance you're not entitled to, dead relative's pensions etc.), and I'm damned if I'm adding to that sordid little tally with my fantastic star prize.*

*not fantastic

Jon said...

Well, a Happy Blogday to you!

Clair said...

Happy anniversareeee, as Slim Whitman once sang! Sorry I missed the big day, but I couldn't move at Woo Towers for flowers, chocolates and giant padded cards with a rabbit saying 'I Wuv You' on the front.

Here's to the next 154 years!

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