I was at the tip earlier today, single handedly preventing climate change, and getting rid of a load of old junk at the same time.
As I rounded one of the skips (the old clothes one, detail-lovers) I came across the following discarded piece of garbage..
It's good to see that (..bottom lip starts to wobble..) people can recycle (..sniff...) their old toys. Useless (..slight catch in voice...) probably badly manufactured and dangerou..AAAAAAH!
*jumps in car, weeping and goes back to rescue abandoned doggie*