As I rounded one of the skips (the old clothes one, detail-lovers) I came across the following discarded piece of garbage..
It's good to see that (..bottom lip starts to wobble..) people can recycle (..sniff...) their old toys. Useless (..slight catch in voice...) probably badly manufactured and dangerou..AAAAAAH!*jumps in car, weeping and goes back to rescue abandoned doggie*
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Can we have the 'after' picture, with saved beast wrapped in a cashmere blanket, lapping sweet tea from a china saucer? Please??
I hope they pulled its head off.
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