So it's that day of the year again. Time to offer up a prayer.
Dear Jeebus, please allow us to win the Premier League this season. Or at least finish in the top six. Or at least maybe get one or two unexpected victories against the bigger clubs. Or at least have some success against the clubs around us in the lower half of the table. Or at least achieve a couple wins. Or at least, maybe, give a couple of decent performances. Or at least that allow the team to try as hard as they can. Or at least that the perpetual whining shitbag who has been seated behind me for years has decided to call it a day. Amen.