The Stones by Valentine Suicide
Chapter One - The Coming Of The Stones
The Stones came. No-one knew what they were or what to do with them. Not even me, a scientist at The Royal Institute of Stones.
Chapter Two - The Stones Reveal Their Deadly Purpose
The Stones revealed their purpose, which was to kill people. I still didn’t now what to do, so The Royal Institute of Stones sent a beautiful meddling female Professor of Stones to help me. We didn’t get on, but had to work together for the good of mankind.
Chapter Three - Love and The End of The Stones
After working together, me and the beautiful meddling female Professor of Stones realise we love each other, and so find a way to defeat The Stones using slug pellets and a rock hammer. Mankind is saved and we live happily ever after...Or do we?
You can't leave it there! This is literary gold.
You may not have picked it up from the subtle subtext, but there's a possibility of a sequel. Although 'Stones' took so much out of me. Emotionally, I mean.
I LOVE it! So moody, so well written. Did you nick it from Katie Price??
I see truth in this work - shimmering, thirst quenching, naked truth. Thank you so much for giving this to us.
Can you knock out a few more follow-ups then? I'm seeing Shia Labeouf in the title role of the film adaptation.
It's dedicated to you, Cocktails. Without you, this work of genius would have been consigned back to oblivion.
This is the worst novel I've ever read.
It's the only novel you've read. Where's that car you owe me?
Why not update your blog, while you're lying in bed like a great preening queen with pus coming out of your ears? It'll take your mind off it.
WV - 'bedionst'. That's what you are.
Are we ever going to get a sequel to this book?
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