Can YOU beat the two extraordinarily unimpressive celebrities I've met? They're celebrities that are guaranteed to elicit the response, "Oh, hell's bells! What's his bloody name?" You know who they are, you just don't know their name, or whether it was Casualty or The Bill you saw 'em in last. They are:
John AsherOriginal presenter of Tiswas. I have no idea if he ever did anything else.
Maureen off of Driving School. who I haven't actually met, but for the purpose of this blog I am pretending to have met.
So, can you beat my tally of two unimpressive celebrities intercepted? They better be pretty damned unimpressive because I reckon I'm holding a strong hand 'ere.
Please note this is a totally original quiz and is copyright Valentine Suicide 1992 when I first thought of it. It has absolutely nothing to do with sour grapes and/or bitterness and/or one-upmanship after my scandalous disqualification from this fixed outrage of a competition for unauthorised use of Chris Barrie. I thank you.