Valentine Suicide
Friday 12 August 2011
That difficult second novel.
Saturday 2 July 2011
I love you, Rod Taylor..
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Thursday 30 June 2011
Tennis Update #2
Tennis update
Roll up!
In the spirit of Wimbledon, I am going to be holding prestigious music/sporting events in my home. Please feel free to queue and camp in my front garden overnight ahead of these events, only to be told that there's not enough room for you to get in . Enjoy!
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Tuesday 2 November 2010
The novel wot I wrote
The Stones by Valentine Suicide
Chapter One - The Coming Of The Stones
The Stones came. No-one knew what they were or what to do with them. Not even me, a scientist at The Royal Institute of Stones.
Chapter Two - The Stones Reveal Their Deadly Purpose
The Stones revealed their purpose, which was to kill people. I still didn’t now what to do, so The Royal Institute of Stones sent a beautiful meddling female Professor of Stones to help me. We didn’t get on, but had to work together for the good of mankind.
Chapter Three - Love and The End of The Stones
After working together, me and the beautiful meddling female Professor of Stones realise we love each other, and so find a way to defeat The Stones using slug pellets and a rock hammer. Mankind is saved and we live happily ever after...Or do we?